The non football fans version is this..
'You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.
The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.
It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.
The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.
Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.
She prepares to throw her purse to you.
If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.
At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.
Always remembering that until the purse had *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper'
hopefully to the people out there who wouldn't normally watch football, next time an offside comes up you'll be quick to identify that an offside occurs and even better you'll actually understand what is actually going on!;
The football fans offside rule
first things first, as you will know it isn't an actual offense to be standing in an offside position. Basically, a player is in an offside position if they're nearer to the opponents goal line then both the ball and the second to last defender.
You aren't in an offside position if:
-You're in your own half
-You're level with the second to last opponent
-You're level with the the last two opponents
You will be penalised for being offside the moment the ball touches you if it's played to you by one of your own team mates. or if you are interfering in play, so either interfering with an opponent, play or gaining an advantage by being in the position you are.
YOU CANNOT BE OFFSIDE FROM A THROW-IN, GOAL-KICK OR A CORNER KICK!!!
The restart from an offside awarded is an indirect free kick to the other team from where the player on the field of play was caught in a position of offside.